The Digital Dental Surgeon

Dear Mr Ramon Calderon,

Perhaps your board and yourself do not really grasp the stand of Fergie and the rest, young Ronaldo is not going anywhere. He’s not doing a Beckham or a Van Nistelrooy anytime soon. Your remarks about insisting not to to tempt the young lad for the past few weeks are just as good as trying to announce that you are actually being shit. Madrid will always be full of galacticos, and it seems galacticos are aplenty.

Oh Ramon my dear friend.

Try Lampard, Gerrard or even Messi in the Catalonian nation. Or perhaps push your coaches in your academies for more quality youths. You could always look up Mr Beckham and his Beckham Academy in the States.

If you are sincere in not endangering the relationship with the Devil, then I suggest to you one thing.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Thank you.

Sincerely,
The Devil from Manchester

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